Dear Mr. Melon:

your illustrious thighs
are meant to give me pause
in the jungle I sweat for you
a pelican and a puffin bird

Mr Melon sees the future, and loves what he lives

4 Responses to “Dear Mr. Melon:”

  1. bloodoctopus Says:

    Now THIS fits our layout.

  2. bloodoctopus Says:

    With the possible exception of the first line, there is no reason these aren’t great lyrics.

  3. Microwave Incubation Says:

    I knew you were gay, David.

  4. Jackablade Says:

    preposterous

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